The Teachers Dog Ate My Homework

Seriously in biology we were assigned the task of gathering food labels from home to see what different basic elements we could identify. So after 20 Painstaking minutes of cutting pasting and labeling I went to school and proudly presented the finished product. The next day while awaiting the start of class a very large picture of two dogs showed up on the screen when everyone was settled the teacher stood up and began to explain," These are my two precious beagles, one thing you should know about beagles is they are completely ruled by their noses also they can eat anything and everything...Now about your homework yesterday well I got home and dropped my bag full of papers to grade at the bottom of the stairs and went up stairs, a little while later I came down ready to grade and found little pieces of colored paper strewn all over and there in the middle of it all was Rebel." as she now pointed to one of the dogs"this picture is here to show you how completely sweet and innocent my dogs really are, but since your papers were all destroyed...I gave you all A's." this was greeted by immediate applause and cheering of which I gladly joined in.